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The bottle of wine was emptied, and soon after, the flirting and innuendo started. When I joked that it looked like he’d stuffed a cucumber down his pants as a joke, he unzipped and pulled his impressive cock out as proof he didn’t have
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I could hear her laughing at another one of his jokes in the other room as I uncorked the wine bottle in the kitchen. Looking around the kitchen I made sure the place was spotless, every pan, plate and pot cleaned up after the night’s dinner making.
halloweenjackconnell: One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
starbuckers: What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day
coffee-teach-wine: bleachdalilah: thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN
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mrv3000: Things I wish for 2016: world peace awkward Skywalker family dinners (like for Life Day or something) with problematic grandpa Anakin, wine mom Leia, dad joke Han, hippie dad Luke, sulky emo Ben, and Padme teaching bb Rey to pick locks.
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Wine and Helen Keller jokes. All thanks to this: Thank you, facebook!
moonsavocados: joking aside we were all thinking ino and sai would give dirty gifts to naruto and hinata but it turned out team 8 was the one to give them a bottle of aphrodisiac wine, so whaddya know?
espybounce: lepreas: framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the
realdowntomarsgirll: tzefira: highlitemami: framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s
greatestshowinthegalaxy: FUCK so at work my job is to shop for customers who put in an order for groceries online and so this one lady wanted a wine called “hella fine” and i was like no fucking way this is a joke and i get to the wine section and
framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends
thefoxleaptforthemoon: robemmy: insideabasketcase: espybounce: lepreas: framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one
genderoftheday: Today’s Gender of the Day is: The King and Zelda laughing as they spill wine all over the fucking carpet like it’s some kind of joke that someone is going to have to spend hours trying to clean that, god I hate this
zizibutik: lucatiel: I love all of these jokes about people causing chaos in Widowmaker’s house and she’s just there really tired sipping on expensive wine and wearing expensive clothing all like “pls stop this…” fuckque steaup shóóting
theamiableanachronism: retarded-racist-larper: We were all so wrapped up in dad jokes that we forgot grandpa humor grandpa humor is dad jokes aged like fine wine
fuckyeahcuckqueans: Our sexy blonde neighbour finally called in for a glass of wine one afternoon … I “jokingly” told her that I think my husband has a crush on her as he can’t stop staring… And that I wasn’t surprised, as she had such an
framesjanco:wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends
perfect-curves: Friday night and a glass of wine. (No cat/pussy jokes please.)
framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world
sassysi07: Of course, they’d talked about it, and giggled over a glass of wine or two before… but as soon as Stormy was brave enough to ask “What if I wasn’t joking?” Well, things got interesting around the house at night.
aldamiriel-necrococo:Vampire NPC was described as gliding rather than walking while bringing over wine and I joked he had heelies under his cloak. Some people can make amazing art of their campaign or characters. I can shitpost.
